Most Frequent Asked Zombie Question...?

If a zombie infects you by their bite, is it curable?

Yes it can be cured by two simple methods, though both very painful and just as deadly. The first method is immediately chainsaw the bitten limb before the little Ooobers spread through your body. Ooobers are the deadly germs within the zombie's teeth that act as a poison and turn you into a mindless zombie. They look like the Great Gazoo from the sixth season of the Flintstones. Also I remind you that it would suck if the zombie took a bite out of your jugular, and thinking decapitating yourself would save your skin.

The Second method takes more guts than pain. Once a zombie bites you, you immediately bite the zombie back in the same place. The Ooobers that were transferred into you go back to the zombie. I recommend that this method is done with extreme caution. If there is an onslaught of zombies around you, I'm afraid that the only path you will walk is the zombie path. Also, they won't care if you're trying to bite him or her back because now you are in their grasp and vulnerable to another infectious bite. Both methods umm… well… suck. Instead I recommend that you welcome your soon to be zombie heritage and the culture that surrounds it. Spread the word of the zombie horde, and you will not be resisted, because all it takes is a bite to create new and a little fresher followers.

Comments

Anonymous said…

So that is what Ooooobers look like! You are absolutely crazy, though on the genius side, not the singing in the middle of the street kind. And what is with that christmas picture you posted!?

Thank you for making my day a little more interesting, and giving me something enjoyable to read.

January 13, 2006 10:37 am

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