ZOMBIE SNAKES!

Once the movie Snakes on a Plane was on the big screen, audiences and viewers couldn’t possibly think of a situation that could be worse. To me there is an obvious worst case scenario. Zombie snakes on a Plane…!!!!

Zombie snakes break all rules of the zombie survival guide. They can creep into small places and their speed wouldn’t really be reduced to any significant measure. Also they don’t moan or leave hints of their whereabouts. Once snakes turn into the living dead, they are more relaxed and don’t have much taste for human flesh. They just have a taste for hurting you for no apparent reason, and I mean a snake bite to the eye….red swelling so much you can’t even see…throat getting itchy and starting to close off because unfortunately your allergic to snake bites as bad as some people are to bee stings…you catch my drift. A snake’s venom is a powerful weapon, but once zombified, that deadly power is enhance to turning its victims into mindless zombies. Also now people have a reason to fear garter and corn snakes, whereas at one point they were considered the more, shall we say ‘Friendly’ snakes.

Now if confronted by an anaconda, or as I like to call them Zombaconda (a breed found in the strangler family of zombie snakes. Closely related to the squeezing me so tightly that my head will explode family), take comfort in knowing that once the life is squeezed out of you, you’ll be a zombie trapped in the belly of a snake. Now imagine the discomfort the Zombaconda will be in until you are fully digested.

Overall, in the movie people managed to survive. However, if it was zombie snakes, the probability of that is slim to none. Not only do you have to deal with zombie snakes, but with their re-animated human victims that will join the zombie horde and try to gobble down your insides. Anyways, that doesn’t sound soooo bad…